So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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