Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
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No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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