i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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