the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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