this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
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Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
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I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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