When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I booty called her while she was in labor.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
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