I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I can't put those talents on a resume
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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