We won't sleep together?
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
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He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
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