it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Professor took us out for drinks. She said if I ordered the 64oz "Call a Cab," she'd give me an A. I drank it in 5 minutes. A+?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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