he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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