The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
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You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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