I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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