I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
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