I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
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Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
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I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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