I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Michael Bay diarrhea
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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