i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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