What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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