I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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