i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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