the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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