Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
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Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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