she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Drunk is not a location!
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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