Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
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which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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