Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I cannot find my penis.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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