READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Drunk is not a location!
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