between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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