I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
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Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
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Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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