About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
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Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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