He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
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