her vagine was all disorganized.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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