cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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