So drunk its hurt
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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