yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
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God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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