North Korea, Best Korea!
Note to all middle aged "I totally let myself go after childbirth" frumpy mothers: I do not dress this way for your husbands. Stop looking at me like that. It's not my fault.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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