Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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