Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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