I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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