Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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