Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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