So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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