Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
True but thats because hes a fetus.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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