What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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