She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
Sext me about skeletons
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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