hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
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my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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