Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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