It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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