Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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