I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
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My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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