East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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