i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
