everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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