no you cant smoke seaweed
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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