yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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