What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
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It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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