Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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